yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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