We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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