I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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