What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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