He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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