we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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