My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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