Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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