Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
