shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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