How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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