let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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