Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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