Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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