Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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