I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
