I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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