Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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