What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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