Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Can Purell be used as lube?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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