i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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