what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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