normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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