Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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