How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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