Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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