Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
