All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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