I want to walk on stilts...naked
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
