even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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