I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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