The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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