she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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