We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just had sex bonerless
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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