the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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