just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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