scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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