She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I did not marry a roomba.
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