I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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