He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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