You made me cry and you don't even care
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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