I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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