thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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