i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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