Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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