she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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