I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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