goodnight i made you a song goodbye
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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