hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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