he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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