just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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