I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
she looked like the before picture.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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